I can hear the electric whine of a shitty airsoft gun from a long ways away.
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I have a rotor and an egrip that I cranked up to shoot about 20 BPS on full auto, which is faster than an assault rifle for those of you who don't play paintball.Īs I'm installing this barrel I hear my grandmother yell out an "ouch"! a couple of times and I look out the window. I was upstairs (coincidentally) installing my new barrel on my tippmann 98 custom. She cooked some pies and decided to help my mother in the garden while they were cooking. My grandmother from my fathers side was over this week, and she is a FANTASTIC gardener and cook.
Their parents decided it would be a good idea to buy them some airsoft guns from the local sporting good store, so out they emerge. There are some little troublesome assholes across my street. So you want to shoot my grandmother with airsoft guns? Eat some fucking paint. and I imagine, if THAT OP finally delivers, it'll stay on the front page for awhile. I don't know anything about the safe beyond what you guys know. However, I do wish whoever posted it to Bestof had clarified the title a little bit- seems people think I'm delivering about the SAFE. Since today is my birthday, I find it an amusing present in a weird sort of way. **tl dr, good friend's long term girlfriend cheats on him, gets revenge by sleeping with her mom, gets caught in the kitchen by his ex and says "getting some orange juice."**ĮDIT: Holy crap, front page! Thanks, guys!ĮDIT 2 (5/7/13) Somehow, this made "Best Of", so this post made Front Page twice. Nonchalantly, he replies,"Getting some orange juice." She screams at him,"What the fuck are you doing here?" At this point, his ex, who was out herself, comes in and runs into him, naked from the torso down, in her fridge. Not putting anything on but a t-shirt, he walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge. Post-coitus, he decides to get up and go to the kitchen to get a drink. So he sweet talks the mother to the point where she ends up bringing him back home with her, and then.you guessed it. Ex's mom gets liquored up with us when BP actually saw his opportunity for revenge. But he wanted to get back at her somehow, some way.Ī few days later, we're all out drinking, hanging out, hitting the bar circuit, having a good time when who else but his ex's mom actually shows up.
Apparently, his love for her wasn't mutual, and she just refused to give up other guys, even after their own relationship seemed to get serious.īP was furious, but he wasn't the type to shit in her cereal, beat up the other guys, etc. And it didn't just start, she's been cheating on him since they were courting. Bent over backwards for her, so to speak.Īfter the relationship goes on for awhile, he finds out she's been cheating on him. He was a reasonably funny dude, not bad looking,and he sung for a band, so he had his choice of a few ladies, but chose this one because he was really fond of her.
He really dug her and did everything he could to please her. Slightly not safe for work, I suppose.I'd rather tag it and it not be, than not tag it and have someone's boss walk up and read it :DĪlso, names and tiny details are changed or omitted, but the overall story is legit.Ī few years ago, BP was dating this girl. For reference I'll be referring to him as "BP". This one is courtesy one of my closest friends. I wish I could say this is my story, but it's not.
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